💣Things People Won't Tell You 💣
When your shoes are on the wrong feet..
Lipstick on your teeth..
A white pokey
snort on your nose, that jagged uncomfortable look!
That listening to Pres. Buhari is
like a badly tuned radio station - dry rasping sound!
LAI Mohammed' s speech slotting into place like a jigsaw piece...... a child struggling whimpering
first few words.
That the rear empty seats in aeroplane are reserved for dead passengers. Yesooo.
That your new sugar daddy husband will be snoring throughout your wedding night. Besides, what did you expect?
Your FIRST TIME! Don't ask me please. ...
won't like or hate you. You smile respectfully as humanly possible. Me! I make sure we don't sit too long in the same room, often feign an instant headache!